the boy with the thorn in his side

cryptovolans:

day 10, grass! guess I’m still in the mood to draw cute deer things.

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

chloefizzyx:

When you are reading fanfiction and your mum asks what you are doing..

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Anonymous asked: Lol wait. Do men really like women squirting that much?

veganasana:

lovelyandbrown:

presentreign:

meemalove2013:

dynastylnoire:

lovelyandbrown:

candacedivine:

rastaqueen3000ad:

lovelyandbrown:

presentreign:

lovelyandbrown:

presentreign:

lovelyandbrown:

There’s no way I can increase the font on this,

just know I am saying:

YES

in like, size 196 pt font.

We LOVE IT.

out of curiosity, can you explain why? i mean, what’s the appeal? is it the visual manifestation of pleasure?

You know 85% of guys. We’re visual. Goal oriented to a fault. Squirting looks like we hit it so hard/good (because most guys correlate the two) broke you. Like we hit the jackpot. Like we did the ultimate thing.

For a guy who actually appreciates the female orgasm, who lives and dies by it in the bedroom, for a guy who wants nothing more than to be a servant to his woman when he’s in a relationship, for a guy who’s primary objective when we have sex is to surgically, systematically remove your soul out of your body and relieve you of any pressure, stress and everyday frustration…for a guy who wants to look you in your eyes as you roll them back in your head, arch your back and shake until your tense muscles ache and you become lightheaded from hyperventilating and cumming all night…for a guy who likes to lick his lips, surrounding area and fingers clean when he’s done, for guys like me…squirting is a prerequisite to good love. Feel me? ^_^

OH.

WELL

WELL

WELL.

   from now on we gotta fuck niggas who believe like this no exceptions

Systematically remove my soul? I need me one like that, like yesterday

Lmao! My boyfriend actually said that exact phrase the other day about this subject.

The two of y’all need to start teaching classes.

The thing is though, while it’s very possible it takes work to achieve this. A lot cats watch porn and thing if they just ram rod the vag for as long as possible the sheets will  flood.
This is just not the case.
 

Like did you make sure your mate was relaxed? Did you initiate any kind of fore play beyond hitting the typical spots that are pleasing to you? We can only take so many neck, breast kisses before all that get’s raw.  You have a whole body to work with, dont’ get hung up and just eating it and sucking breasts.

Oh…and one more thing, it’s not always going to be a gushing water show like you see on TV. It can dribble leading to wet spot that grows larger over time. It can stream…

For both of you to be sure, make sure the person with the vagina pee’s first. That way when that feeling hits, they will know for sure.

since this seems to be an educational post let me also add. Fact woman do not only have that one screaming pulling of the hair orgasm, Most of us (if a nigga doing right) have multiple orgasms , yes we strive for the octane out of this world feel like your spine is about to pop and your stomach is in knots orgasm , but those small short electric ones are the ones that keep us wet. Those are the ones that let our bodies know this man is hitting the spot right. Also foreplay is everything, we have alot of those so called special spots the also keep us flowing with liquid gold. Eating is not the only thing you guys have to do it keep us flowing like the river damn. 

Bottom line, women weren’t built for us. We were built for you. I tell everyone one of my guy friends, older or younger, if you’re going to engage in intercourse with your partner, you don’t engage in intercourse. You are engaging in the entanglement of each other’s energies, each other’s emotions AND bodies. You have to wear the walls down slow…metaphorically and literally. Women need to be warmed up for optimal love-making/sex/fucking (because the three are VERY different). I don’t even do quickies because I feel like I’m disrespecting the magnificent body of my partner if I don’t get to treat it with the caressing, licking, sucking and biting it deserves. And honestly, guys always be concerned with cumming too fast…well maybe if you 1) ate right, 2) exercised, 3) did your damn kegals, 4) understood the power of GRINDING, HOLDING IT IN, KISSING WHILE INSIDE, OR CHANGING YA DAMN STROKE (angle, speed, depth, force, motion, etc,) and the importance of switching positions based on what you feel/how wet your girl is instead of for your visual pleasure, maybe, just maybe, you’ll get to that hallowed goal.

I am SO GLAD I FOLLOWED YOU.

DAMN. I wasn’t gonna reblog but those last few comments…………
*faints*